Those who know me will know I have an odd interest in the weirdest things... here are a few - some links, some docs and some pics... enjoy (at your peril...)
Starkle, Starkle little twink
Who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
The alcho-fluence of inco-hol
I'm just a little short on sheep
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep
I don't know who me yet
But the drunker I stand here
The longer I get
Just give me one more drink to fill my cup
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.