"Starkle, Starkle little twink
Who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
The alcho-fluence of inco-hol
I'm just a little short on sheep
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep
I don't know who me yet
But the drunker I stand here
The longer I get
Just give me one more drink to fill my cup
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up."
"A steadfast man with a steadfast drink,
Is an unenlightened man and a man who doesnt think.
Drinks are moods and moods may sway,
An enlightened man chooses his drinks thus:
Day by day"
